Here at Shady Gifts, we are huge fans of gifting (duh) but with a twist (you won’t find any of that saccharine Hallmark crap here). If you’re stuck on gift ideas for this year’s Valentine’s day then don’t worry, we’ve got your back with some wonderfully sarcastic and inappropriate gifts. I mean let’s be honest, as much as we love our partners, we don’t love everything about them. Who likes their snoring, their mess and someone who hogs the TV to watch sports instead of back to back RuPaul? Keeping things real is what we’re about! So here are 4 snarky-yet-awesome gift ideas to get for your better worse half that aren’t just your standard teddy bears and chocolates.
1. The twat mug
What better way to show your partner you love them than by calling them a twat? Am I right? We’ve all seen that cheeky hidden message mug (with twat on the bottom), but now it’s time to take the rude mug game to the next level. That’s right, there’s no hiding your feelings with the Twat mug, and in case there was any doubt about your meaning, the definitions of Twat are printed across this high-quality mug for all to see. So why get it for Valentine’s Day? It’s a thing that you can call your spouse a twat out of love. Trust us. Whether they constantly do stupid things, or whether it’s just something you say to each other, we won’t judge. If you’re thinking of buying this mug for Valentine’s Day, we salute you.
2. Fuckoffee mug
Another mug perfect for showing your true feelings, whether you’re getting it for a work pal, yourself, or a loved one, everyone knows the feels. We don’t know why more people don’t use the term Fuckoffee as, let’s be honest, it’s one of the best ways to describe your feelings in the morning. Take it to work, show it to your colleagues and even your other half, so people know to leave you alone! This mug is guaranteed to turn some heads and is made in-house ready for shipping. Grab this mug for £10 here.
3. Painted for filth makeup bag
Dating a Drag Race fan? We have the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for you. With our makeup and tote bags, you’re set for a much-loved gift. Our Painted For Filth makeup bag is the drag version of on point, except Painted For Filth means you are prepared for pretty much everything! We’ll let your imagination run with that one… This makeup bag is available in medium and large and made from 100% cotton, with super sparkly and fabulous pink glitter writing…yaaaaas qween.
With Tote bags featuring quirky quotes and puns, one of our most popular picks is the Sissy That Walk tote (if you know, you know, and if you don’t… get your basic ass out of here and come back when you do).
Basically, if your other half is into RuPaul’s Drag Race or is a fabulous queen (and you don’t have a clue what to buy them) you need one of our bags, it’s guaranteed (we’re pretty sure it will anyway) to make their day!
4. Sarcasm tee
The last item on our gift guide ideas post is our Sarcasm tee and we think it speaks to just about anyone and everyone. Forever getting asked stupid questions at work or know your partner is? This tee will solve all of your problems! Coming back with a sarcastic answer to an obvious question is just something that has to be done, so pre-warn them with this tee and wear it with pride.
If you’re looking for something a little bit more on the rude side for Valentine’s Day, why not check out our rude apron for the ultimate shock factor. Just don’t let your in-laws find it!
We hope you’ve enjoyed this gift guide, and that our gifts will lead to you enjoying a reward for your thoughtfulness wink wink.